This is a spoof. It is MEANT to be amusing. Plus, I ship SpottedXFire, don't judge me...this is if Sandstorm died instead.
Firepaw:Ermahgerd I got an email!
Sandpaw: Shhhh, kittypet!
Firepaw: NO! I'm reading my EMAIL!
Sandpaw: That doesn't mean you have to be an annoying fluffball!
Greypaw: Yeah, it does! (points at Warrior Code)
Firepaw: It's from Spottedleaf! She wants to date me!
Sandpaw: But I want to date you D:
Firepaw: Too late.
Spottedleaf: Hehe :3
Sandpaw: (long string of rude warrior words)
Tigerclaw: TO BLUESTAR YOU SHALL GO!
Tigerclaw: Move it, dammit!
Bluestar: Blah blah blah, you're Sandstorm, blah, but you're still an apprentice!
(Firepaw and Spottedleaf get into Maserati)
Both: Goodbye Sandstorm!
Wanna see what happens next? Read Firestar & Spottedleaf: The Date!