Nightgem is one of my WC: UT cats. This features a favorite site of mine, Dragon Cave. In the story there is also Stormbane, my WC: UT cat. Warning: This is a spoof.
Finding Out About The SiteEdit
Nightgem: So I got my new mac and made an email. Time to play on some websites ;3
Stormbane: Hey, Dragonsoul told me about this cool site! It's called Dragon Cave.
Nightgem: Dragon Cave!??! Cool! What's it about? :3
Stormbane: You gotta catch eggs and raise them by having other view them and click them. Once your dragons are adults you can breed them and stuff.
Nightgem: Cool! I want to play right now!
Stormbane: You gotta get an account first.
Nightgem: A WHAT?!?!?!?
Stormbane: An account, silly!
Nightgem: Now where's the site?
Stormbane: *types in the link and takes her to the site*
Nightgem: Now how do I sign up?
Stormbane: Click Sign Up, you spoof.
Nightgem: Jeez! Got it!
Stormbane: Now enter a username.
Nightgem: Oh! Night_Gem_48! *types it in*
Stormbane: Good. Now enter your password
Nightgem: I know a good one! *types in 'PaSsWoRd*
Stormbane: Now type it again.
Nightgem: *types 'PaSsWoRd' again*
Stormbane: Good now type in the email. You chose Warriors@hotmail.com?
Nightgem: Yeah! *types it in*
Stormbane: Now agree-
Nightgem: Yes, I am 32 moons, and freakin agree.
Stormbane: Now tick 'I am not a robot' and press Join!
Nightgem: Of course I'm not a robot! I'm a cat! *ticks it and presses Join!*
Stormbane: Now confirm the validation email.
Nightgem: *Goes to email address and confirms the thingy*
Stormbane: You're signed up to Dragon Cave now.
Nightgem: *epic face* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stormbane: Now log in.
Nightgem: *logs in* Now what to do!
Stormbane: Click Cave and choose a location. :3
Nightgem: *clicks Alpine* I chose Alpine. Now what are these three eggs?
Stormbane: That first one is an Alamandine Pyralspite. The second is an Electric, and the third is a- WAIT ITS A CB SILVER!!! CLICK IT!!!
Nightgem: *clicks it as fast as I can* Now what to do?
Stormbane: *quickly registers Nightgem's account onto Egg Drop Soup* There you go. Your silver egg will get views, unique views, and clicks there.
Nightgem: Thanks! What to do now?
Stormbane: Go to other locations and get more eggs.
Nightgem: *does it* What are these eggs?
Stormbane: *registers Nightgem's account onto Egg Drop Soup again* One is a Undine Dragon, another is a Magelight Pygmy Wyvern, and the last one is a Gemshard Dragon C:
-three hours later-
Nightgem: My egg has a crack. Is it dead? What?
Stormbane: Your egg has gotten enough views to start hatching.
Nightgem: Thanks! Also, the other eggs have a warning of sickness. What to do?
Stormbane: Go to Actions, and hide them! Then wait a few hours so they aren't sick anymore!
Hatching the EggsEdit
-3 days later-
Nightgem: MY EGGS HAVE HUGE HOLES!!!
Stormbane: THEY'RE ABOUT TO HATCH!!! :DDDDDD
Nightgem: *refreshes page* UMG UMG UMG LOOK MY EGGS HATCHED!!!
Stormbane: THEYRE SO CUTE!!! Anyways I have a vamp or two so if you want one I will send an Email with the claim link for the eggs :P
Nightgem: Can I have them?
Stormbane: Sure but you can't claim more after that!
Nightgem: *claims* YEY! Now how did u get them da views?
Stormbane: *shows Nightgem how to post ur eggs and hatchies onto Egg Drop Soup* There u go!
Nightgem: *posts them on* Yey!
Stormbane: Good now just wait.
Nightgem: WAITING.. what do I Do?
Stormbane: *helps sign Nightgem up to the forums* There you go!
Nightgem: *posts in the intro board* YEY!
Stormbane: OK den.
Nightgem: *posts in Forum Games and sees MY OWN FORUM ACCOUNT* Who's this? *clicks on da siggy*
Nightgem: WOW THIS PERSON HAS WAY MORE DREGS THEN ME! NO FAIR! D:
Stormbane: Nightgem its just a game dun panic.
Nightgem: *calms down* OK.
Growing them UpEdit
Nightgem: Look, Stormbane! The vamp eggs have hatched, but my hatchies seemed to have grown wings! WHats happening?
Stormbane: Your hatchlings are about to grow up!
-A few weeks later-
Nightgem: STORMBANE MY HATCHLINGS ARE ALL GROWN UP!!! :DDDDD
Stormbane: Congrats! You can name them, release them, use their BSA if they have one, and more!
Nightgem: I dun find any vamps anywhere how to get more?
STormbane: Go to Actions, use their BSA on an egg, and the egg can become a vamp egg
Nightgem: *catches random eggs and bites them* YAY ALL SUCCESS
Stormbane: Post them on Egg Drop Soup and you are good!
Nightgem: *posts them on Egg Drop Soup*
Nightgem: OH SHIT!
Stormbane: UGH, XD. Now just I need the power outage to FUCKING STAHP!
-power is back-
Nightgem: FINALLY! *goes back on Dragon Cave*
Stormbane: Time to try breeding your dragons.
Nightgem: REALLY?! HOW?!
Stormbane: *shows Nightgem how to breed* There you go!
Nightgem: The bitten vamp eggs have hatched, thank StarClan! *breeds my dragons*
NightgemL OH NO!
Stormbane: MAN! NOW ITS TOO STORMY TO PLAY!
Nightgem: *puts her laptop on a good spot where nobody else can find it* Good, now to GET BACK TO FUCKING HUNTING PATROL!
-few hours later-
NightgemL FINALLY THE STORM IS OVER AND ITS TIME TO KEEP PLAYING.
Computer: Less than 1% battery left. Your computer has shut down.
If you want to see more, go to Stormbane Tries Out PokefarmQ for higher levels of silliness!